Friday, September 10, 2010

Jessica Alba Has Blackberry Torch, and a Special Place In My Pants

Not that she wasn't already fucking hot even after popping out that fat-headed kid to the point I've plotted how to break into her house, but now I find out Jessica Alba is a Blackberry user.  It may not be points for awesome apps and shit, but at least we got her and her see-thru top as a supporter.  Fuck you Android!  Ok, I'm gonna go kill a half a bottle of Jergens on this shit.


This Song Owns All

Probably one of the best fucking remakes I've ever heard, and a sweet video to boot.....

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Justin Bieber Rapes Goats, and I Have Proof!

Here it is, proof fucking positive of the claims I have always made.  Just.Bieber.Rapes.Goats.

I conquer all......