Friday, September 10, 2010
Jessica Alba Has Blackberry Torch, and a Special Place In My Pants
Not that she wasn't already fucking hot even after popping out that fat-headed kid to the point I've plotted how to break into her house, but now I find out Jessica Alba is a Blackberry user. It may not be points for awesome apps and shit, but at least we got her and her see-thru top as a supporter. Fuck you Android! Ok, I'm gonna go kill a half a bottle of Jergens on this shit.