Thursday, December 30, 2010

Cris Brown Is Harmless Now


So we all know that Chris Brown like to slap women around.  And let's be honest here, it may not be a polite thing to do, but he's pretty damn good at it.  He left Rihanna looking like she stole something.


What this shows me, is solid use of the left hook.  He's like a pussy version of Mike Tyson almost.  Why waste time with a jab, when you can Hulk smash everything and go right for the knockout?

But now, it's time for all those loyal fans to rejoice!  Chris Brown is reformed!

Thankfully for all of us, he's completed his anti ho-slappin courses and is a new man.  Let's all stand up and support the new and improved Chris Brown!  Now, who's the first lucky lady to "test the waters" and see if the therapy really worked?  Here's a tip....dodge and weave.