Sunday, July 31, 2011

Nice Try Naughty Spammer!

I gotta admit, when I first got this email I was a bit pissed under the thought that Twitter would suspend me.  Me.....the only FN icon on that whole damn site!  It was mainly the fact that the image in the email wouldn't load up on my phone that was the reason I was pissed instead of seeing the obvious error in pretending to be someone else.

After screaming in the Target parking lot "HOW CAN THEY DO THIS TO THE FUCKING KING OF TWITTER?!?!!??!" I then saw the email it came from and thought oh...this is probably bullshit.  At least it's been established with today's Target shoppers who the fuck I am which is also important.

First off, this shit won't come from the admin account for Twitter.  They have dedicated email accounts they use for this shit.  Now don't get me wrong, I've given them PLENTY of reasons to suspend my account.  I talk a lot of shit on a regular basis and piss off a lot of people.  But come on, am I supposed to believe that they would be gracious enough to forgive me and not put in a suspension if I click this link for some awesome offers?  Let's try harder.

Oh, and I got this email again like an hour later lol.

Friday, July 1, 2011

Fuck yes! Got my Google+ invite and luvin this shit!

Ok so I slipped up bigtime and got lucky and recovered on this one.  I knew the Google+ beta was about to hit, and in very uncommon fashion, I didn't get in to sign up for the beta.  As soon as I realized I was launch day, I was sitting at work with my dipshit employers who fail to realize the importance of me being a part of things like this.  Sad for a technology based company.  So there I was, sitting in my cube, unable to pull up the sign up page from my phone or through the shitty outdated IE browser they provide us.

However, I was saved by the awesomeness of @Team_Android and @TiffyFone with invites from each sitting in my inbox when I finally went to lunch.  Fuck yes!!!

EDIT:  Missed two other people who sent invites and don't want to not give credit.  @CassDroid and @xCapsGirlx.

Got home, registered the invite, and realized Google has already done a hell of a job with it and the beta is only like 3 days old right now.  It's already a legit contender to the fucking Facebook shit.  Truly based on social media, and thankfully none of those shitty spyware games and apps that these idiots keeping spamming me with daily.

Fuck all of you and your fucking game requests.

But anyways, back to my happiness.  Hopefully I should soon have some invites to send out and I'm keeping a list of people who asked for them once I do.  And to the people who kept spamming me for an invite on Twitter that I don't even a dick motherfucker.

FYI....the Android app they already have for it is pretty fn sweet too!