What.......the........fuck? Why can't I have Kate Upton on the rider list?!?!!?!?!? I'm fucking famous...it's not that bad of a fucking request!!!!
So yeah, the circus midgets and Kate Upton are both declined on their part. Blah blah blah "unreasonable and ridiculous requests" and all that PC bullshit. So since they can't accommodate our list, we told them to fuck themselves and keep their trophy. We're sticking up for the hopes and dreams of the little man!!!
Or in this case, the hopes and dreams of me.....and the bulge that's now in my pants after including that pic in this update.
I am kinda sad over this. I was so excited I already paid for the Viking helmet to wear to the festivities.....
The official statement from our show and full rider list can be found HERE