Sunday, August 19, 2012

Episode 36: Everything Is Better With Colie Jacks

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At times I have to wonder to myself, how do I come up with these brilliant ideas?  Getting Colie Jacks to agree to come on the show with us tonight is one of those times.

Today started as a wreck after a day wasted on BS at a car lot for Nick, but at least we got to eat at Genghis Grill.

Colie Jacks....the hottest woman on Twitter...is on the show tonight.

We are getting huge in minor countries you've probably never heard of, and we're now the unsung heroes Germany has been begging for since David Hasselhoff was solely responsible for bringing down the Berlin Wall.  And major kudos to indienation.fm for not kicking us off their weekly broadcast yet!

Did I mentioned we have Colie Jacks on the show?

Dave Mustaine made headlines on tonight's episode with his high as fuck brilliant philosophy on gun control and The Obama Conspiracy with the Aurora shooting tragedy.

You know that really hot chick Colie Jacks?  Yeah, she's on the show with us...

Nick recaps a drunken high school party with a woman trying to stab people with a butter knife, and Kevin publicly has a failure in his anger management courses that I'm sure will have him back in therapy tomorrow.

Now back to the more important thing that you're all really listening for.  Queen of Twitter, and soon to be queen of the interwebz Colie Jacks.  She's killed it on Playboy's The Smoking Jacket, Hot Chick of the Week, Playboy's Twitter trend Frisky Friday, and recently Playboy Netherlands.  She brightens the timeline of over 23k people.  We have a hell of a sit down with the woman who's warmed her way into all your hearts and are fortunate to say we were the first.  You Colie fans don't want to miss this one.

Make sure to check out Colie on Twitter and all the amazing pics that have made her a legend.  Now let's hope we can get her back on very soon.


Sunday, August 12, 2012

New Podcast is Posted "Too Much Fapping In This One"

Episode 35: Too Much Fapping In This One
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Here we are with a new week and a new episode.  We planned on having Colie Jacks with us, but had to bump to next weekend due to schedule conflicts.  As always, we improvise and move on, and make you fuckers laugh.

Big ups to indienation.fm for having us on their weekly rotation Sundays at 10PM central time.

In the weekly news, our neighbors are hick idiots, some people saw some meteors, and Club Applebee's is possibly the dumbest idea ever.  They should have had Nick in The Bourne Legacy since they didn't have Bourne in it.  The ass grabbers are invading Wal-Mart, and someone forgot to tell ICP that they're irrelevant.

The NFL is back baby!!!!  Life actually make sense again, even if it is just pre season.

Nick also shares in the horrors of getting icy hot on your genitalia, along with a sad moment over the retirement of porn star BiBi Jones.

Nick and Kevin are also trying to get back in shape because apparently being unhealthy can kill you or something.  Exercise also leads to the most ridiculous conversations about masturbation we've ever come up with.

As promised in the show, I posted up the BiBi Jones retirement video and the epic mugshot of the Wal-Mart ass grabber.




Thursday, August 9, 2012

Nick Rolls Into RootzLive, Hilarity Ensues



If you have an Android phone and half a functional fucking brain, then you probably have heard of RootzWiki and their RootzLive show.  If you haven't, you're screwing up your life.

I've been fortunate to get the place I have so far in the Android community and to meet some really fn cool people.  One of which being Scotty Brown who works for CruzerLite and RootzWiki.  We've traded shots and goofed off on numerous occasions, and he provided a hell of a show on the 1yr anniversary for OMG!Droid.  Cliff will never be the same after that show.

So anyways, Scotty asked us to bring some of the crew from the site to do RootzLive.  Fuck yes!!  I'm sure most people were already aware of the episode since we've been spamming the shit out of it, but fk it!  If you missed it, the YouTube is linked below.  Big thanks to OMG!Droid, Scotty Brown, and RootzWiki.


Wednesday, August 8, 2012

This weekend we've got Colie Jacks with us! Email us any questions you have for her!



I gotta admit, when it comes to brilliant ideas we have outdone ourselves this time.  We've got internet sensation, and the amazingly beautiful, Colie Jacks joining us this weekend for the show.

She's got Twitter going nuts and Starbucks stocks going out the roof with her daily pics and 22k followers.  We know you've seen her, and probably stared at her pics for a while.  Trust me, no one blames you.  You've also probably seen her in your timeline under #TeamFlyTetas, #FriskyFriday, and #HCOTW.

We're also gonna take your quesitons for her!  Just shoot us an email at socialfail (at) gmail.com and we'll get them on the show.  Just be warned, she doesn't hold back on the fuckery.

And don't waste time with the marriage proposals in the emails.  I've already tries like 3 times.  It won't work.

For those who live under a fucking rock, you can follow Colie on Twitter and catch her stash of pics on Tumblr.

Now go away so we can go back to fapping...


Monday, August 6, 2012

New Podcast is Up!!

Episode 34: Drunken Chaos as Usual

We're joined this week on our first show back from some time off by Jennie and Jenn.  Big thanks to Jenn for taking the time to join us so late when she had shit to handle the next morning.

We've all seen the Chick-Fil-A news over the last couple of weeks.  Instead of picking a side, we decide to just rant on both sides of the stupidity of the whole situation.

The NFL is back!!  It is a glorious time!

We also recapped highlights from the last few weeks of our absence.  It's always good to catch up right?

The 2nd half of the show includes our own coverage of the 2012 Olympics and the joys of America making little foreign kids cry.  If that ain't patriotic, I don't know what is.

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Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Chic-Fil-A Hates Gays, Gays Now Hate Cock, Chicken Still Tasty



So it's been about a week now that this whole Chick-fil-A hates gay people bullshit broke.  You can't do anything online since where you don't seem some news article on it, or people bitching back and forth about it.

Let's start with one clear disclaimer before you start losing your shit based on whatever side you support.  I don't hate Chick-fil-A, nor do I hate gay people.  Chicken sammiches are tasty as fuck, and lesbians are absolutely amazing.  If I could make a porn movie, it would be a group of lesbians having nasty lesbian sex, then eating grilled chicken club sammiches.  That would make life awesome.



Apparently since the company was founded in 1946, no one fucking realized that a company based on Christian values might actually have opinions in line with those beliefs.  I know, you're as surprised as I am right?  My only personal objection to this belief system being integrated into their business model is that they close on Sunday, which oddly seems to be a day I really want a chicken sammich.  Fucking Christians, this must be an evil ploy on their part.

So about this whole chicken vs gay situation.  On July 2nd, Dan Cathy was interviewed by some newsletter called the Biblical Reporter and part of it was about their support of the traditional family.  Keep in mind he was asked about it, the guy didn't toss it into the middle of some unrelated shit.

"We are very much supportive of the family — the biblical definition of the family unit. We are a family-owned business, a family-led business, and we are married to our first wives. We give God thanks for that. ... We want to do anything we possibly can to strengthen families. We are very much committed to that," Cathy emphasized. "We intend to stay the course," he said. "We know that it might not be popular with everyone, but thank the Lord, we live in a country where we can share our values and operate on biblical principles."

So now this opinion is apparently shocking and means that they really want to open up concentration camps to wipe out homosexuals all over the planet.  OK, realistically it doesn't, but this whole situation has blown up to the point where people would easily believe it.

Since all this shit broke and got time to escalated to a fucking stupid level, we're now being subjected to boycotts, protests, and an overload of hash tag use on Twitter that's flooded my timeline so much I can't manage to catch a descent post with a set of tits in it before some civil rights assclown fucks my boner all up.  That, or some right wing nut job quoting scripture over waffle fries that makes me give up hope of rubbing one off.  Now we have today as some official "Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day" which means every location in the country is filled with people buying product to show support.  I have no objection to this normally, except for it making it impossible for me to get anything to eat there as I'm not waiting an hour in line while Jesus Lovin' Pastor Bob argues with Nancy the Angry Lesbian through the window.



Damn both sides of you, damn you right to hell!

I think everyone seems to have forgotten one thing in life.  We're all entitled to a fucking opinion.  Chick-fil-A is entitled to be mad about all the gay people gaying around in their gay pride, and the heads of Chick-fil-A is entitled to keeps their heads in their asses and praise sweet little baby Jesus.  And surprise, no one has to like your opinion.  Sorry if that hurts your feelings, but shut the fuck up and deal with it.  Difference in opinion doesn't mean turn into a nut job like your happy little world is about to end.  

In a small moment of humor, Kevin did point out a funny observation.  Chick-fil-A supposedly hates gay people, but the base of their menu is a fried cock shoved between two warm buns.  How's that for irony?

Back on the porno thought.  I should have the hot lesbians rolling around with the chicken sammiches, and perhaps replacing mud wrestling with Chick-fil-A wrestling.  My boner approves of this.