We're back with more of the insanity that you expect of us. This week's news includes LL Cool J giving some homeless guy a beat down he'll never forget in his life after breaking into his house. Snooki gave birth to a beautiful Gollum stunt double for the next Lord of the Rings movie. Congrats!
We also recap a contest Nick is doing for the Android community where he was willing to accept bribes for a winner. We expected awesome offerings like alcohol and money, but no one expected someone to offer up their really hot sister. We have a winner!!
And for those of you stuck in the circle of not being able to decide on a career in life, we have the 10 rules of pimping to help you bring out your inner sex worker! Nick whips out the Jesus Penis to get in touch with a hoe's soul!
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Rule's 2 Da game of Hoez
- Always make them need and depend on you so you have power over them (power is control)
- Make them understand that you dont need them they need you, and they are replaceable. Never let them no if you need them deep inside.
- Never let no1 get away with sneakin anything cause once they feel they can get away they will alwayz scheme.
- No matter how much you like or care for 1 or any of them, don’t trust none of them. (Like Scarface who do I trust??? Me that’s who...)
- Always stay 2 step’s ahead of the game yo have them playin...
- Don’t let them no all your plan’s, but alwayz try 2 know there’s
- Make sure you own there mind’s, body’s, and soul’s (N test out every often 2 make sure)
- keep your bi on the low as possible when it come’s 2 family and hater’s (cause you can’t trust none of them)
- Always try 2 know whatz going on (make them tell on eachother)
- Give respect when respect’s due... (follow these rules and you should b gucci)