Sunday, September 2, 2012

Episode 37: Have Some of My Jesus Penis

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We're back with more of the insanity that you expect of us.  This week's news includes LL Cool J giving some homeless guy a beat down he'll never forget in his life after breaking into his house.  Snooki gave birth to a beautiful Gollum stunt double for the next Lord of the Rings movie.  Congrats!

We also recap a contest Nick is doing for the Android community where he was willing to accept bribes for a winner.  We expected awesome offerings like alcohol and money, but no one expected someone to offer up their really hot sister.  We have a winner!!

And for those of you stuck in the circle of not being able to decide on a career in life, we have the 10 rules of pimping to help you bring out your inner sex worker!  Nick whips out the Jesus Penis to get in touch with a hoe's soul!

For anyone we make angry after this episode, feel free to send all complaints to socialfail@gmail.com

Rule's 2 Da game of Hoez
  1. Always make them need and depend on you so you have power over them (power is control)
  2. Make them understand that you dont need them they need you, and they are replaceable.  Never let them no if you need them deep inside.
  3. Never let no1 get away with sneakin anything cause once they feel they can get away they will alwayz scheme.
  4. No matter how much you like or care for 1 or any of them, don’t trust none of them. (Like Scarface who do I trust??? Me that’s who...)
  5. Always stay 2 step’s ahead of the game yo have them playin...
  6. Don’t let them no all your plan’s, but alwayz try 2 know there’s
  7. Make sure you own there mind’s, body’s, and soul’s (N test out every often 2 make sure)
  8. keep your bi on the low as possible when it come’s 2 family and hater’s (cause you can’t trust none of them)
  9. Always try 2 know whatz going on (make them tell on eachother)
  10. Give respect when respect’s due... (follow these rules and you should b gucci)