Thursday, February 21, 2013

Thank You Kate Upton. I Just Came 7 Times.

The only thing better than Kate Upton would probably only be....like 100 Kate Upton's.  The amount of happiness in my pants right now is astronomical.  I have no idea what she's singing, and honestly I don't care.  Well, if she's singing about riding my dick I'd care about that.  Then I'd pay out of pocket to have that song produced and make a video for it.

I now share this with you.  You're all welcome.