The only thing better than Kate Upton would probably only be....like 100 Kate Upton's. The amount of happiness in my pants right now is astronomical. I have no idea what she's singing, and honestly I don't care. Well, if she's singing about riding my dick I'd care about that. Then I'd pay out of pocket to have that song produced and make a video for it.
I now share this with you. You're all welcome.