Monday, May 20, 2013

Dora the Explorer is a Drug Mule

I'm absolutely convinced of this shit.  Why else would you have some little Mexican kid running across the border EVERY FUCKING DAY with a backpack full of shit?  That kid is probably supplying the bottom third of California a regular stream of crap quality weed.

Don't believe me?  Tell that little bastard kid to bend over and cough.  I'll be about 5 condoms filled with crack rock shoot out of her ass.  Think about that shit when your kids sit there watching that show.

You won't call bullshit on me in 10 years when your fucking kids move into a trailer park and each have 3 priors for possession and distributing and you're begging them to check into rehab after they get caught smuggling cellphones up their assholes in prison.